About me?

Oh dear, I'd better make myself sound interesting. Here goes: I'm a top-secret international spy, I spend Monday to Friday driving fast cars and parachuting into enemy territory, then at the weekends I negotiate World Peace in between going to lots of parties and being a social diva. In my spare time I foster orphans.

OK, not very convincing. So really I work in an office, I live near Wrexham, and I daydream a lot. I live in a nice little house with the sprog and the cat, and one day I hope I'll finally run out of things to fix, and stop worrying about the leaking pipe under the sink... I spend my spare time reading, listening to music, and sleeping.

I do have ambitions. And they don't involve moving up the career ladder in work. In no particular order:
  • To be a responsible parent (yes, this one might take some work...)
  • To avoid bankruptcy.
  • To run a nice little bar, in a nice warm foreign place.
  • To write a book.
  • To learn another language.
  • To keep chickens. I like chickens.
Come back in 20 years, and see how many I've achieved! Place a bet or two, in fact.